…Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God. ~ Charles Kuralt
Poodles are not dogs, they’re art. ~ Rachael Leigh Cook
It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle. ~ Charles A. Murray
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. ~ Louis Sabin

Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you’ve seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow. ~ Douglas Adams
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles… …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. ~ Dr. Seuss
