Ten Funny Dog Quotes That Will Leave You Smiling

Who couldn’t use a laugh these days? These funny dog quotes will be sure to make you smile.

“It all started when my dog began getting free rollover minutes!” ~ Jay London

“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you can’t enjoy it.” ~ Helen Thomson 

“I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop. But if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think ‘Eww, dog poop!” ~ Jonah Goldberg

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.” ~ Franklin P. Jones

“Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!” ~ Steve Bluestone

“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ~ Will Rogers

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.” ~ Phil Pastoret

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~ Groucho Marx

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!” ~ Greg Curtis

“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” ~ Charlotte Gray

Source: https://citynewsandtalk.com/ten-funny-dog-quotes-that-will-leave-you-smiling/

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By Ellen Britt

Dr. Ellen Britt has loved dogs since she was a child. She is particularly fond of the Northern breeds, especially Alaskan Malamutes. Ellen worked as a PA in Emergency and Occupational Medicine for two decades and holds a doctorate (Ed.D.) in biology.

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